Hey Kids
Cult leader, Max Normal, speaking.Here is the cover of the BIG RAP ALBUM that me and my friends made called GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA.

Me and my trusty rap crew, MaxNormal.TV are about to go on a BIG FAT RAP TOUR to launch this new album.

Here is the poster I just made for MaxNormal.TV’S BIG FAT RAP TOUR which is proudly presented by PUMA and SPORTSCENE:

WEDNESDAY 21 MAY - MYSTIC BOER (STELLENBOSCH)
THURSDAY 29 MAY - TINGS AND TIMES (PRETORIA)
FRIDAY 30 MAY - CARFAX (JHB)
SATURDAY 31 MAY - MYSTIC BOER (BLOEMFONTEIN)
FRIDAY 06 JUNE - ASSEMBLY (CAPE TOWN)
FRIDAY 13 JUNE - BURN (DURBAN)
SATURDAY 20 JUNE - ALLIANCE FRANCE (CAPE FLATS)

Maxi’s gonna be sporting these babies while he rocks the mic booooyyyeeeeeeeee!

Go have a look at your local SPORTSCENE or PUMA stores to see the full PUMA YO-MTV RAPS collection.
It will make you feel warm inside.

Me and my trusty rap crew, MaxNormal.TV, nearly got killed by a large group of angry, white, drunk Afrikaans people during a big concert in Potchefstroom recently. It was right after this concert that I thought of the name for MaxNormal.TV’s new big rap album :

GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA.

MaxNormal.TV has a big TV screen on stage when we perform and we like to show fun things on the TV screen that help everyone connect with our music. But during our one hot, sexy rap song called ‘I LIKE YOUR BODY’ the Potchefstroom crowd went mental, and started throwing bottles full of water at us on stage (from cricket ball distance). It was like that scene from 300 when the sky went black from all the arrows. Some large, white, drunk Afrikaans men then started climbing over the railings, and tried to climb onto stage to hit us!

The large, white, drunk Afrikaans men didn’t like it when the African security guards tried to stop them, and rioting broke out in right in front of the stage. We didn’t stop performing though, we just got worse!

The lyrics from my one song, ‘YOU LOOK STUPID’, never sounded so good:

“F**K EUGENE TERROR, AND YOUR STUPID WHITE KNIGHTS
WELCOME TO MY FRIGHT NIGHT
BEAT-BOX SLAYER
YOU WIFE MASTURBATES TO STEVE HOFMEYER!”

Later on we found out that a large portion of the Potchefstroom crowd weren’t feeling the ‘I LIKE YOUR BODY’ visuals on the big TV screen behind us, which displayed imagery of fun, homosexual body-builders smacking each other’s bums to the beat.

Not everyone in Potch was nasty though, there was a hardcore split in the crowd:
Some people were loving us like crazy, and couldn’t believe we didn’t leave right to the bitter/sweet end.
But alot MORE people were trying their drunken best to kill us.
Never a dull moment at MaxNormal.TV.

THE MAXNORMAL.TV RAP SUPER CREW is:

Wild and crazy, psycho-genius rapper : MAX NORMAL

Fresh, futuristik Afrikaans rapper: YO-LANDI VISSER aka BOKKIE

Pysychedelic gangster rapper: NEON DON

and the enigmatic hip-hop beat monster DJ JUSTIN, who doesn’t like getting his picure taken that much.

After 2 years of working like mental people inside the MaxNormal.TV secret headquarters, we have finally finished the toughest rap album ever built:
GOOD MORNING SOUTH AFRICA!

Dark,dangerous, clever, funny, hot, sexy!
The wisdom of the Dalai Lama meets the power of Rap Music in a fantastic audio visual journey through through the deep, dark depths of Africa.
The very first MaxNormal.TV limited-edition GMSA albums will be for sale exclusively from our LIVE RAP SHOWS.
I have even put a little hand-written: GOOD LUCK NOTE inside the first 1000 copies!

We will also be selling these flippin kewl MaxNormal.TV PUMA t-shirts that I made at our live shows too!

We will also be selling these full-colour, hard-cover books that I made called ‘MAX NORMAL LIKES ANIMALS’ at our live show too!

Our new MaxNormal.TV music, music video and short-films are viewable off our website www.maxnormal.tv

There is also lots of hot, juicy gossip on my MAX NORMAL personal FACEBOOK profile all the time so please feel free to be my friend.
I need all the emotional support I can get.

MaxNormal.TV’S hot, new smash hit single, ‘ANGEL CLAW’, is currently downloadable for free off my personal face book profile.

I think that’s about it for now.
Please send this nice letter to as many of your chommies as possible so that MAXNORMAL.TV‘S BIG RAP TOUR tour pumps hard off it’s face!

All my love

Liewe Maxi

oor en uit
xxx.

For more information please contact my friends:

SOPHIE sofemusic@gmail.com or

YOEL yoel@keevision.com from

or my personal manager:
THEUNIS tomatomanagement@eccsystems.co.za from